SOUNDS OF GARBAGE DUMP ACTIVITY.
ZIG: Hello, Zig Montague here. We promised you this exciting, revealing episode in the search for Earth Alien activity.
And here we are with Agent Orange.
AGENT: We are standing in one of the favorite vacation spots of the aliens, those creatures who hope to transfigure our beloved earth into a replica of the planet they came from.
GLEEFULL ALIEN CHATTERING.
ZIG: Why on earth would they vacation in a garbage dump?
AGENT: They come here to rejuvenate.
ZIG: Rejuvenate?
AGENT: Yes. This is the landscape that smells of home. .
They breathe deep in and out. (HE DEMONSTRATES AND COUGHS.) It can keep them going for weeks in cleaner air. It bolsters them for the long ordeal ahead.
ZIG: You mean the conversion of the Earth?
AGENT: Yes.
ZIG: My God! What are we going to do?
AGENT: Simple. We hold out long enough, we don't play into their hands and provide them with more places like this. Their immune systems can only cope for so long in clean air.
ZIG: There you have it, folks. Only you can get us out of this mess.
ANNOUNCER: (Environmental Organization Name)
